What do you call five lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start! Lawyer jokes, like lawyers, are a dime a dozen, and just like lawyers, some of the jokes are better than others. Here are some great lawyer jokes to get your funny bone twitching:
What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman Pinscher.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles, or the vulture can’t take his wing tips off, or the vulture eventually lets go.
What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog.
What do dinosaurs and honest lawyers have in common? They are both extinct.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Why don’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
How was copper wire invented? Two lawyers were arguing over a penny.
What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull? Lipstick.
What’s the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer? One is a poisonous, spineless blob. The other is a form of sea life.
How many lawyer jokes are there? Only three, the rest are true stories!
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